Dreams are weird. Tech dreams are weirder.
This one had me in my tiny former hometown. 2000 people, almost none of them techies.
I noticed a sign for a new business: "Gnome 3 Insurance" . Of course I checked it out, if only to get in some good KDE trolling.
Turns out, it was a tech support place for Linux noobs. The guy who ran it was nice, and we talked about distros for half the dream.
At the end, I looked over and said, "BTW I use Arch. Nah, just kidding." Then I woke up, still laughing.