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i am so happy zuckerberg-senpai is watching me

that means he cares 馃挆馃挅
like edward cared for bella

we will get married and have vampire babies and live forever馃 馃懚

stallman-senpai is jacob

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a poem :flower_pink:

people who say
they shitpost
care the most
about the opinions
of internet strangers

i shitpost

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moecoin :ayano_minegishi: 馃挵 would be decentralized, open-source and only come in units of 18

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the best place to
tell my politics
to the world 馃寪
is where
there is a mute button 馃檳

for me :blobcheer2:

and them :blobsad:

celebrities get
more attention
than me

ban them

Zo-zz-le boosted

blocklists are
bad for your
mental health
:breadnom:

teach me your
passive aggressive ways
fediverse masters

never forget

the real name of
sargon
is
carl

trolls r
everywhere

on twitter and facebook
on blocked instances
under the bed
in the drinking water
:goblin:

haha
friend recommendations
on the fediverse

new people to subtoot
you

let's unpack that, shall we?

no
verbal interrogation
is the easiest way
for dumb people
to look smart

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Wow! This sure is gonna own Trump good job fellow Brits we got him haha no recovery

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Unfollow toxic people and watch how much nicer your timeline becomes.

moons orbit
because gravity

doesn't explain
human orbiters

i have a phd
in
cyberbullying
management

ur not that special

if u come off as an
asshole others
will be listened to
over u

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