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Contrary to what ancaps may have you believe, capitalism isn't the best system man has ever created.

That prize goes to Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition.

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Dilemma: I want to talk about Mastodon with people IRL but I don't want most people I know IRL actually following me on Mastodon

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I can't believe Ubbul Deathtrade is dead. That did not shock me.

— Kivish Bubnusmörul, Scholar

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don't forget to turn on animations btw

masto disable it by default
(and use the calculated static version)

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I feel terrible for posting this now, like I left a door open and colby got into someone's house as a result terrible

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You know what? Social media really is fucking useless for me. I think I'm gonna delete my instance.
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the biggest liberal dissapointment in harry potter is that harry never appropriates the chamber of secrets and reopens it as an autonomous student run place with sick raves and vegan dinners on donation

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What a fucking night. Maybe now I can get to my friend's house and go to that Anime convention...

I stopped in to one hotel I saw, but they were totally booked. The receptionist told me that I could crash on the lobby if I wanted, and when I declined, he phoned up the next nearest hotel.

At this hotel, I told my story of how I got stuck in the snow and his bad it was and booked a room. Apperently I need to be 21+ to check in at most hotels, but the guy made an exception for me because I'm fucking drenched.

Sometimes, people are great.

The police presence alerted a nearby snowplow and they shoveled enough snow under my wheels to get me unstuck. I also found a hotel for like $90 so nice.

AAA eta is almost three hours from now, I called the police. Hopefully they can at least put some road flares down for me or smth

Been on hold with AAA for 30 mins nice

Rip now I'm frozen against a guard rail with no way to reverse down this hill and no traction to get up

Stranded in NY because my car couldn't make it to New Jersey in this weather nice

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