if you say you adhere to the unix philosophy but use two in one shampoo you're a fake

@twee what's why i always go like

|> shampoo()
|> conditioner()

@twee Shampoo? If you're a strict Unix adherent you should be using a file.

@Wolf480pl @ciaby @twee ffmpeg is to video encoding what C++ is to programming.

It does fucking everything, but nobody knows how to actually do everything

@twee I'd argue if you use shampoo over soap to wash your hair - you've already crossed the line...

@twee @ashfurrow Also: “cold & flu” capsules with more than one ingredient.

@twee I piped the water for my shower through the head, but it stopped flowing after the first ten lines

@roka @twee shampoo is avoided as the instructions form an infinite loop "lather, rinse, repeat"

"GNU-plus-Head and Shoulders isn't Unix!" 😏

This whole thread is awesome and wholesome.

@vertigo i literally haven't touched this account since about july, and just two days before i spontaneously decide to log on this blows up again!

idk whether to be pleased or not that this is my most popular post :)

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