Sphinx: You've answered my riddle but you haven't fucked with Joe yet
Oedipus: Who's Joe?
Sphinx: Joe mama! Ha Got-em!
Oedipus: Fuck...

Oedipus: Mama, just killed a man
Jocasta: ...
Oedipus: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Jocasta: ...
Oedipus: Hang in there mum..
*Jocasta hangs herself*

Oedipus: Mama, life had just begun
Oedipus: Fuck...

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