Alternative phrases to "calm your tits":

* soothe your boobs
* de-stress your breasts
* undo the calamity that is your mammaries
* adjust your bust before it combusts
* give that chest a rest
* hakuna your tatas


Mammary Calamity should be the name of a lesbian anarcho-punk band.
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