Man these bear related incidents are getting more and more frequent in my county and it is kind of unnerving...

*cough cough*
> Motherfucker!
*cough cough*
> I hate being sick

We've been conditioned to sleep, like Pavlov's dogs have ben conditioned to salivate.

Oedipus: Mama, just killed a man
Jocasta: ...
Oedipus: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Jocasta: ...
Oedipus: Hang in there mum..
*Jocasta hangs herself*

Oedipus: Mama, life had just begun
Oedipus: Fuck...

Oedipus: Mama, just killed a man
Jocasta: ...
Oedipus: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Jocasta: ...
Oedipus: Hang in there mum..
*Jocasta hangs herself*

Oedipus: Mama, life had just begun
Oedipus: Fuck...

Sphinx: You've answered my riddle but you haven't fucked with Joe yet
Oedipus: Who's Joe?
Sphinx: Joe mama! Ha Got-em!
Oedipus: Fuck...

wish the temperature here stopped being bipolar and stop hopping between autumn and summer temperatures :blobcatangery:

Glasses make you look smarter but you have to fail a test to get them

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