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There are two things that hold infinite power in this world:
Flowing water
Burning fire
And CAPCOM's love for acronyms.

It might be a UTI. Let's hope it's not that.
Or cancer. Cancer always comes up when I look for symptoms.

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ᵘʷᵘ oh heck ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
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ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ HECK, sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

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the only upside to stomach pain is water becomes really tasty even if it's not helping much

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Don't drop out, don't drop out.

You've hated this for years. Don't drop out just months before the end.

"wow i feel like shit maybe i should eat something"
*eat three chips*
*stomach pain intensifies*
"ohhhhhh"

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me when i first went on the internet: what does "horny" mean?
me a few years later: horny people are okay
me now: god SHUT UP hornies remove horny remove horny

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I can't think of a word more fun to say than 'pope.'

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