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The future of ransomware
@noyoushutthefuckupdad Dad? I'm someone's daughter dad.
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I love wine
A .NET programming language exclusively for Scientologists, called Sea Sharp
I'm getting sleepy...time for a nap :D
Despacito
earth is the largest planet in the world
tired: json
wired: hjson
inspired: jankson
@skehmatics I was thinking more from the perspective of Google listening me all the time, they pick already a lot of information.
Google Now has learned to speak spanish, now I can order 'tacos tacos', just need a Google Now speaker but that sound like a bad idea.
Delicious 'tacos', yumi yumi!
Smells like slime!
What its this button for?
When you cast a spell in spanish but instead of casting a demon you cast a Burrito!
Somebody put a Trump bot in my timeline...that's kind of nasty!
This little fellow is playig a very hacked ROM version of KOF98, he picks Rugal so maybe he's just a dork