Pinned toot

me mass dming my followers: Pizza Pasta Put It In A Box!
Deliver It To My House And Put It On My Cock My Cock My Cock My Cock My Cock
Cheesy On My Peeny And Put Sauce-a On My Balls

my followers: please i have a wife and children

Pinned toot

:splatoon: ​:hacker_w:​:hacker_o:​:hacker_o:​:hacker_m:​:hacker_y:​:hacker_g:​:hacker_a:​:hacker_n:​:hacker_g: :splatoon:

You help Annie get up and ask her if she's okay, but suddenly you felt a stinging pain on your shoulder, and you've realized that you also have been hit by, and struck by, The Smooth Criminal.
#writingprompts #writing

Reverse werewolf transformation. Every full moon, your pet turns into its human form.
#writingprompts #writing

All planets with life in the universe have the same sets of species; the only difference is which one developed sentience.
#writingprompts #writing

"Don't approach the caravans, don't approach the caravans." You grit your teeth and whispered the instructions your sister left you with. All around you were just dunes of sand and your throat was drier than the desert you were in. "Screw it," you sighed. You trekked slowly towards the caravan.
#writingprompts #writing

You created a fictional world for yourself as a child. One day, many years later, you are awoken by one of your imaginary friends saying, "My lord, we need you more than ever."
#writingprompts #writing

You are a soldier locked in a war mostly ran by AI. Your platoon, half of them dead and the rest awaiting new orders. An order is sent from Central Command, and they read to destroy a city that was already decimated years before. Automated systems load ammunition into your war machines.
#writingprompts #writing

After climate change made the Earth unlivable for humans, people lived under ground for 10,000 years. Upon emerging back to the surface they see the C02 rich atmosphere has lead to most trees growing to the size of skyscrapers.
#writingprompts #writing

You're a C-List superhero that relies on fan donations and Twitch streams to get by.
#writingprompts #writing

You discover an on-line, supposedly random "Yes/No" generator. But, after playfully using it for a short while, you find it to be 100% accurate in foretelling the future.
#writingprompts #writing

100 years from now, The Pokemon Company takes their creation to the next level. They open their first genetically-engineered pokemon park.
#writingprompts #writing

The universe's pantheon of gods have commissioned a team of talented individuals from across known space and time to assassinate one of their own.
#writingprompts #writing

We are visited by aliens with vastly superior technology. Despite their technological superiority, they are not unified as a species as we expected. In fact, their home planet is just as fragmented and chaotic as ours.
#writingprompts #writing

An adventuring party has been hired to travel across dimensions and stealthily retrieve an artifact of great power. All they've been told is that it secured in a museum of a vast city known as New York.
#writingprompts #writing

In the post-apocalypse, you have a radio station, and regularly talked with a person at another radio station who you believe was the only other survivor. One day, that person stopped responding. Years later, your radio crackles to life and you hear: β€œSorry for not responding, but I’m back.”
#writingprompts #writing

You’re immortal. And your body has ceased aging. However, the only part of your body that will continue to β€˜age’ is your brain.
#writingprompts #writing

Humanity has always thought itself very smart for figuring out how to ride a giant explosion into space. Turns out there's a much easier way and the rest of the galaxy thinks we're insane.
#writingprompts #writing

Humanity has survived for billions of years and colonized a large part of the universe. The Old Earth has become a distant memory. One day, your excavation team discovers the remains of an ancient spacecraft on an empty planet, Voyager 1, and on the ship you find the Golden Record.
#writingprompts #writing

When a belief in a god dies, that god materializes in physical, mortal form. This can be a difficult transition so you've created a self-help programme for them called God's Anonymous. You're chairing tonight's meeting when a surprise newcomer enters.
#writingprompts #writing

Show more
niu.moe

We are a cute and loving international community οΌ―(≧▽≦)οΌ― !