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@rye They aren't called firemen for no reason.

@rye "clearly you're a shitty firefighter if you're trying to roast me like this"

@viomi aren't u supposed to save me from being roasted

@rye Is that Petyr Baelish in the picture there? :-)

@rye It was a pleasure to burn. It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history.