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inject caffeine directly into heart

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I tried that earlier and finally got off Mr bones wild ride. Would not recommend

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inject battery acid right into my bloodstream

please

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that's the funniest joke I've heard all week

u should be a comedian

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i wanna learn piano but I'm illiterate:(

@rye do it, maybe I'll die then

@rye we will day someday anyway