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@shpuld cofe
@rye wao!!
@shpuld COFE
@rye yes please
@shpuld ok here ☕️
@rye wow thanks is it 11:11 already!?
@shpuld it was almost an hour ago..
@shpuld super true!!!!
oh wao..... lucky
@rye ye I'm lucky to chat with you right now
@shpuld wao ur also lucky to cofe
@rye cofe is no luck, cofe is pure skill
@shpuld oh....... how intimidating
@rye hardly.. just normal shp
@shpuld intimidating;;;;;;
@rye oh yeah?? wait until I bench press with cofe pots on both sides of the bar
@shpuld don’t spill;;;;;
@rye that's the pure skill part!
@shpuld that’s what’s intimidating....
@rye *flexes*
@shpuld *runs away*
@rye nooo come back!!! *chases*
@shpuld aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHGG
@rye come to me!!! *picks up speed*
@shpuld HELLO 911???
@rye hi 911 my good friend is running away pls help me catch her
@shpuld oh hi shp it’s you i thought you were a big scary dude
@rye I hope I'm not that scary!!
@shpuld you’re not you just came running @ me from the darkness i went right into fight or flight
@rye wow you can fly????
@shpuld yeah i just hve to jump off something
@rye ok please don't show me;;
@shpuld but it’s cool!
@rye ok... just be sure to not jump off anything too tall, like myself
@shpuld hey can i stand on your shoulders
@rye no but you can sit on my shoulders and I'll hold on tight
@shpuld oh you’ll help launch me?
