**✅ 3nigmatico 🔰** @robots · 2018-06-12T14:53:36Z

✅ 3nigmatico 🔰 @robots

The corporate life:
> Use windows
> Code in VS
> Use Comic Sans as the font for VS
> Light theme
> Coding Electron apps
> 1.5 GB node_modules folder
> Use Edge as the main browser

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**Sylke Vicious** @silkevicious@layer8.space · Jun 12, 2018, 14:57

**Sylke Vicious** @silkevicious@layer8.space · Jun 12, 2018, 14:57

@robots ...i'm bleeding...

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 12, 2018, 14:58

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 12, 2018, 14:58

@robots Electron using Edge when?

**Rain 🚱** @grainloom@cybre.space · Jun 12, 2018, 15:37

**Rain 🚱** @grainloom@cybre.space · Jun 12, 2018, 15:37

@lanodan @robots
since Github built Electron... and MS bought Github......
:oh_no:

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 12, 2018, 15:38

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 12, 2018, 15:38

@grainloom @robots Nah, they probably won’t or else they would have to port Edge (they did port IE in the past, even to Unix, huge failure)

**Manuel Bärenz** @turion@mastodon.art · Jun 12, 2018, 15:53

**Manuel Bärenz** @turion@mastodon.art · Jun 12, 2018, 15:53

@lanodan @grainloom @robots They'll make #electron Windows only.

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 12, 2018, 15:54

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 12, 2018, 15:54

@turion @robots @grainloom It would basically kill it.
The point of Electron is like Adobe Air/Flash or Java.
Code once, run away.

**Chris Bowdon 🇬🇧🇪🇺** @cbowdon@mastodon.social · Jun 12, 2018, 16:59

**Chris Bowdon 🇬🇧🇪🇺** @cbowdon@mastodon.social · Jun 12, 2018, 16:59

@lanodan @turion @robots @grainloom IIRC they did a version of node that used Chakra instead of V8 when on Windows. Wouldn’t put it past them to make Electron play best on Windows

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 13, 2018, 10:46

**Haelwenn /ɛlwən/** @lanodan@social.hacktivis.me · Jun 13, 2018, 10:46

@cbowdon @grainloom @robots @turion Yes for playing best on Windows but not destroying it for other people, and maintaining two versions is quite hard so I guess they’d rather patch and upstream V8.

**Chris Bowdon 🇬🇧🇪🇺** @cbowdon@mastodon.social · Jun 13, 2018, 17:44

**Chris Bowdon 🇬🇧🇪🇺** @cbowdon@mastodon.social · Jun 13, 2018, 17:44

@lanodan @grainloom @robots @turion Yeah that makes sense.

**sweetie, they know** @sweetietheyknow@mastodon.social · Jun 15, 2018, 08:25

**sweetie, they know** @sweetietheyknow@mastodon.social · Jun 15, 2018, 08:25

@lanodan @grainloom @robots Ie was ported to Unix? Til!

**Captain Poni 🛤️** @pony@haupt.bahnhof.cz · Jun 12, 2018, 15:01

**Captain Poni 🛤️** @pony@haupt.bahnhof.cz · Jun 12, 2018, 15:01

@robots having windows 10? in corporate? lucky you

**Alex Fence** @fence@pleroma.miniwa.moe · Jun 12, 2018, 15:02

**Alex Fence** @fence@pleroma.miniwa.moe · Jun 12, 2018, 15:02

@robots really need to get a new job slowly transforming into this

**David** @ddipaola@cybre.space · Jun 12, 2018, 15:43

**David** @ddipaola@cybre.space · Jun 12, 2018, 15:43

@robots yeah. I try and make my $dayjob machine as different as possible from my home ones. keeps a nice mental separation

**Ari Myr** @arisunz@octodon.social · Jun 12, 2018, 15:45

**Ari Myr** @arisunz@octodon.social · Jun 12, 2018, 15:45

@robots cursed

**h4ck3r9** @h4ck3r9@fosstodon.org · Jun 12, 2018, 15:46

**h4ck3r9** @h4ck3r9@fosstodon.org · Jun 12, 2018, 15:46

@robots what kind of living hell is this?

**besserwisser** @besserwisser@chaos.social · Jun 12, 2018, 16:49

**besserwisser** @besserwisser@chaos.social · Jun 12, 2018, 16:49

@robots Oh god, make it stop!

**wictory** @wictory@aatu.icante.ventures · Jun 12, 2018, 20:12

**wictory** @wictory@aatu.icante.ventures · Jun 12, 2018, 20:12

@robots the horror 😱 and the least horrible thing in that list is comic sans

**Charged_Neon** @Charged_Neon@toot.cafe · Jun 16, 2018, 15:50

**Charged_Neon** @Charged_Neon@toot.cafe · Jun 16, 2018, 15:50

@robots that is disgustingly true, for me