✨ rice ✨ @rice@niu.moe

he protecc

he unbrecc

but most importantly

he snecc

> 2018
> dimension 24526
> zucc is caught being a bad boi
> you're eating your breakfast
>decide to check out some news on your phone and your health stats
>swipe right to have breakfast
>suddenly, a beeping sound comes out of your stomach
>you're feeling really unwell
>vomit out your food
> a million eyeball-like sensors peek out of the vomit
> they project something on the wall
> "We've updated our privacy policy... please swallow again to continue"

I also wanted to thank everyone who wished me good night yesterday and cheered me up, it meant a lot, thank you dear fedifriends!

I deleted my smuglo account too because
1. I decided to not discuss politics online, unless it involves FSF, freedom or internet stuff and only when there's an issue. I don't need a separate account for that.
2. Plenty of people couldn't differentiate the satire from serious stuff and/or understand my actual views from the posts (neutral, libertarian, centrist)

i am the rice, the PURE, the UNTAINTED

we are able to learn more by approaching things playfully. forceful studying/work impairs focus and memory, it's also associated directly with anxiety and fear. playful learning helps with self-love and acceptance, too ❤️ be nice to yourselves and each other!~✨✨

sh sina.sh

Pleroma lain is a harem anime character

the latest steins;gate 0 episode made my cry like a baby again. oh god

my work is literally like Shenzen I/O, it's even located in an industrial area

time to eat dinner and watch animu

because well, if you crash or fall from a high altitude or like, lose your limb or one of your senses, it's still better than dying after suffering through a complete degradation of your nervous system due to said toxic fumes, and I'm saying it as someone with severe neuro problems

that's why I'm super paranoid about lead fumes and all

I can consider becoming a pilot or doing other risky things of that sort like maintaining an antenna at high altitudes, but inhaling toxic fumes is something that scares the shit out of me

zvirra's posts are top quality

where can I get good, breathable hoodies that are true-to-size

The best part about stealing food from the company's fridge is that you don't have to worry about refills and don't have to wash the dishes

this is pure bliss

I actually enjoy writing comprehensive documentation

there's a fridge full of good food that gets refilled once you take something from there. everything you need to make a good sandwich, protein bars, fruit etc

tfw I don't want to leave work until 10pm because I'm having so much fun

I guess my motto/work ethic is: if there's a problem or inefficient work, I'm going to solve it, automate most meaningless stuff and make it as efficient as possible to save time and optimize it for the future

zoi over, time for dinner and gym (yes it's really late D:)

first day of zoi was quite nice

first workie day today

I wanna sleep but want to be on fedi for a few more mins

On a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being pure and 10 super lewd, where do I stand?