@Antanicus so this is the bad guy, huh?
SERIOUSLY, (redacted by myself), microUSB sucks.
miniUSB is a million times better. For a small tradeoff of a few cubic milimeters of space, we would get a connector that doesn't suck (i.e. works after two years of everyday charge instead of just falling out of the port)
We are a cute and loving international community Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ !