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some loser: [being attacked by a swarm of genetically modified super-ants] what the fuck kinda etymology club meeting is this?

me: uhm, this is the entomology club -- study of insects? you'd know the difference if you weren't such a shitty etymologist, lmao

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Remember that in Germany, water WiTH carbonation is called "water classic"
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me: you can't put the exclamation mark before the question mark like "!?" instead of "?!", it's incorrect grammar. you won't find any style guides that tell you this, but honestly, it should be obvious. you'll also find that "?!" is much more common than "!?". it doesn't make sense to apply a question modifier to a exclaiming modifier, that's like you're only asking the exclaimed version of the question. see, i'm a programmer, and
my mother: lynne please just give the eulogy

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This is the mascot of a real estate company in Japan. Why can't we do this in the US. Look it's a fucking tomato dog

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Thinking about maybe never doing anything at all ever again

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I never originally set the account redirect because I generally have no idea what I'm doing, but I finally got around to it.
Follow @proto for more... me

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Websites doing their best to hide the "log in" option and only showing the "sign up" option prominently is such a weird and bad UX development
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If you feel like you're missing an essential part of the human experience or you feel like your life is empty risk your life hunting or backpacking. It's a good pickmeup.
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The plural of chutney is chutsney and nothing will convince me otherwise

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Everything I read about Antarctica:

"Look at these penguins! Aren't they just the cutest? Remember that global warming is killing them all and there's nothing you can do about it!"

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It's called Game Stop because once you go there you want to stop playing video games

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#mastodon has custom emoji and CWs but limited markdown support would ruin the artisinal experience. 👌

You know when you see those lines of flashing blob emojis dancing? That's an acceptable use of microblogging. But `code` or _italics_ don't belong on a microblog

I can't feel comfortable on a social network unless a noticeable fraction of the people I follow spend their time complaining about niche window managers I'll never use

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lol I didn't even realize niu was having issues but yeah I think I'll be on @proto for a while

I tried Fat Tire for the first time tonight despite several other New Belgium beers being "my favorite" at various points in my life.

For their flagship variety, it is definitely the worst thing they offer.

Even those weird limited availability sours/tarts are better.

Try 1554.

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There's two types of people:

Non anime avatar plebs

Glorious anime avatar overlords

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don't bother trying to help me with this tonight but if you're someone who matters, maybe ask the erlang people to fix their website I guess

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