🤔🤔🤔 anyone know the source of this I swear I remember seeing it on here ages ago

:blobthinking: how do I get myself motivated to actually improve myself and eventually get a job currently im just sat at home on my pc sometimes not even playing games

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How to be sysadmin:
- Morning coffee
- Write backup script
- Coffee
- Test backup script
- Coffee
- Check backup progress
- Coffee
- Check backup progress
- Coffee
- Check backup progress
- Coffee
- Backup failed
- Coffee
- "Fuck it I'll fix it tomorrow"
- Coffee
- Go home
- Get paid

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-4770 oh god the darkness is approaching I wish everyone the best of luck in the dark times that are heading our way

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A boost is not an endorsement. A boost is a form of piracy, stealing another persons toot and hosting it on your profile. If you boost a toot, you hate the working class,

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I always feel bad for those named Kaylee, or Kayleigh, or Kailey, or Kaylie, or Cayley, or Kaleigh, or Kailee, or Kaley, or Kayley, or Caleigh, or Keily, or Cayleigh, or Kayli, or Cailey, or Kaily, or Kayle, or Kaileigh, or Kaili, or Kaylei, or Keylee, or Kalie, or Kaylea, or Keyli, or Calie, or Cailee, or Kalee, or Caylie, or Caileigh, or Kaeli, or Kalei, or Kailea, or Kaeleigh, or Caylie, or Kaelee, or Caley, or Kailie, or Kaeley, or Kailei, or Keiley, or Keilly, or Kaely, or Keyleigh, or Keilee, or Keili, or Calee, or Kaelie, or Cayley, or Kayly, or Keileigh, or Keylie, or Keyly, or Kayelee, or Kaile, or Caeli, or Kayliegh, or Caeley, or Kaliegh, or Caylei, or Khaylee, or Caeleigh, or Kayliee, or Khailee, or Khailey, or Cayli, or Cailie, or Keyle, or Keylli, or Kayeleigh, or Kaelly, or Caelie, or Caliegh, or Caelee, or Keylly, or Caily, or Kailly, or Keighley.

My heart goes out to them. You have my sympathy. May you one day meet someone who doesn't ask you how to spell your name.
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I hate my mind so much somehow I've forgotten the swipe pattern for my phone and I keep putting in my dads pattern in :blobsob:

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why is niu.moe freezing randomly on firefox??

Shit I rubbed my left eye fuck hayfever

Love realising it's 10:30 and you say "holy shit it's only 10:30" and a dog stats barking 😂😂😂 FFS scared the shit out of me

FFS with every sip my stomach does summersaults

Yup my body definitely hates me going to the pub I just nearly chundered FFS

I think my body hates going out for some drinks before I left I was fine now that I'm waking to the pub my stomach is killing me

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During last night's D&D campaign, our low level party encountered three trolls in a swamp. Our rogue managed to set fire to one of them and this lead to the bog and its surrounding forest exploding.

This left behind a huge crater on the map.

🤔 I think it might be a good idea to start taking my anti depressants

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