**ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan** @ilovecomputers@niu.moe · 2018-09-17T00:37:27Z

ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan @ilovecomputers@niu.moe

ℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chan @ilovecomputers@niu.moe

I can’t believe I laughed at this. What is wrong with me? https://niu.moe/media/eQxZLZzJyqJhEj2v7_4

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Sep 17, 2018, 00:37 · Toot! · · ·

**+με √0ïđ ξ^^!πεπ¢ε** @lyliawisteria@enby.club · Sep 17, 2018, 04:23

**+με √0ïđ ξ^^!πεπ¢ε** @lyliawisteria@enby.club · Sep 17, 2018, 04:23

Sep 17, 2018, 04:23

+με √0ïđ ξ^^!πεπ¢ε @lyliawisteria@enby.club

@ilovecomputers TCP and UDP walk into a barber shop. TCP says to the barber, "just buzz it, high and tight". later on, UDP steps up to the chair and says, "i don't care, just fuck me up".

**GNU/SYNDICALISM** @frickhaditcoming@anticapitalist.party · Sep 17, 2018, 14:18

**GNU/SYNDICALISM** @frickhaditcoming@anticapitalist.party · Sep 17, 2018, 14:18

Sep 17, 2018, 14:18

GNU/SYNDICALISM @frickhaditcoming@anticapitalist.party

@lyliawisteria
So what did UDP say?
@ilovecomputers

**Huyderman** @huyderman@wandering.shop · Sep 17, 2018, 06:38

**Huyderman** @huyderman@wandering.shop · Sep 17, 2018, 06:38

Sep 17, 2018, 06:38

Huyderman @huyderman@wandering.shop

@ilovecomputers I laughed as well. Were both dorks

**tsumiki** @ivesen@miniwa.moe · Sep 17, 2018, 13:56

**tsumiki** @ivesen@miniwa.moe · Sep 17, 2018, 13:56

Sep 17, 2018, 13:56

tsumiki @ivesen@miniwa.moe

@ilovecomputers nothing at all

**Kylia (◕🐽◕✿)** @Trufflesnuffle@meemu.org · Sep 17, 2018, 13:59

**Kylia (◕🐽◕✿)** @Trufflesnuffle@meemu.org · Sep 17, 2018, 13:59

Sep 17, 2018, 13:59

Kylia (◕🐽◕✿) @Trufflesnuffle@meemu.org

@ilovecomputers IM DYING

**foks** @f0x@social.lain.haus · Sep 17, 2018, 14:09

**foks** @f0x@social.lain.haus · Sep 17, 2018, 14:09

Sep 17, 2018, 14:09

foks @f0x@social.lain.haus

@ilovecomputers I have a joke about UDP but I don't care if you get it

**✨🦋rice🦋 ✨** @rice@niu.moe · Sep 17, 2018, 17:26

**✨🦋rice🦋 ✨** @rice@niu.moe · Sep 17, 2018, 17:26

Sep 17, 2018, 17:26

✨🦋rice🦋 ✨ @rice@niu.moe

@f0x @ilovecomputers lel

**Famicom** @famicom@pl.kotobank.ch · Sep 17, 2018, 17:28

**Famicom** @famicom@pl.kotobank.ch · Sep 17, 2018, 17:28

Sep 17, 2018, 17:28

Famicom @famicom@pl.kotobank.ch

@f0x @ilovecomputers I'd tell you an HTTP joke, but I'm feeling a bit insecure about it

**foks** @f0x@social.lain.haus · Sep 17, 2018, 21:00

**foks** @f0x@social.lain.haus · Sep 17, 2018, 21:00

Sep 17, 2018, 21:00

foks @f0x@social.lain.haus

@famicom read through https://f.0x52.eu/projects/ssl/ and tell me :P

**Manuel Bärenz** @turion@mastodon.art · Sep 17, 2018, 14:45

**Manuel Bärenz** @turion@mastodon.art · Sep 17, 2018, 14:45

Sep 17, 2018, 14:45

Manuel Bärenz @turion@mastodon.art

@ilovecomputers But with TCP she asks all the time whether and how much she can drink

**tuxflo** @tuxflo@chaos.social · Sep 17, 2018, 16:30

**tuxflo** @tuxflo@chaos.social · Sep 17, 2018, 16:30

Sep 17, 2018, 16:30

tuxflo @tuxflo@chaos.social

@turion
And don't forget the process to open that bottle 😂
@ilovecomputers

**✾ Lily, Lady of the Voidlight** @millenomi@lily.network · Sep 17, 2018, 14:58

**✾ Lily, Lady of the Voidlight** @millenomi@lily.network · Sep 17, 2018, 14:58

Sep 17, 2018, 14:58

✾ Lily, Lady of the Voidlight @millenomi@lily.network

@ilovecomputers (there’s nothing wrong with you :) )

**Ἁρμαγεδών** @Armageddon@icioulaba.tk · Sep 17, 2018, 15:19

**Ἁρμαγεδών** @Armageddon@icioulaba.tk · Sep 17, 2018, 15:19

Sep 17, 2018, 15:19

Ἁρμαγεδών @Armageddon@icioulaba.tk

@ilovecomputers
I guess you're not the only one 😂

**🐧🇨🇦 Kicou** @kicou@kicou.info · Sep 17, 2018, 15:27

**🐧🇨🇦 Kicou** @kicou@kicou.info · Sep 17, 2018, 15:27

Sep 17, 2018, 15:27

🐧🇨🇦 Kicou @kicou@kicou.info

@ilovecomputers I just burst out laughing at work. Co-worker came closer to see what it was about and started laughing too. 🤣

**Acryline** @acryline@framapiaf.org · Sep 17, 2018, 15:45

**Acryline** @acryline@framapiaf.org · Sep 17, 2018, 15:45

Sep 17, 2018, 15:45

Acryline @acryline@framapiaf.org

@ilovecomputers 😁

**Sejtan in Hell** @MMWW@akko.kalasarn.se · Sep 17, 2018, 17:29

**Sejtan in Hell** @MMWW@akko.kalasarn.se · Sep 17, 2018, 17:29

Sep 17, 2018, 17:29

Sejtan in Hell @MMWW@akko.kalasarn.se

@ilovecomputers It's pretty funny :)

**Samæ** @samae@bidule.menf.in · Sep 17, 2018, 17:46

**Samæ** @samae@bidule.menf.in · Sep 17, 2018, 17:46

Sep 17, 2018, 17:46

Samæ @samae@bidule.menf.in

@ilovecomputers OMG I had the same reaction, this really took me by surprise :D

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