I know the back of the box says it's "a phenomenon like Star Wars, Harry Potter, or The Matrix", but it's a fucking postmodern nightmare-scape retelling of Paradise Lost whose tragic characters don't quite fit in the same model as a "What Star Wars character are you?" quiz, you know?
* Sexually abused and traumatized weird science abominations with unorthodox hair colour.
* A depressed son of a scientist obsessed with bringing his dead wife back to life, whose death you are blamed for causing.
* A sexually abused (again?) ginger who is masking her pain by overachieving and rejecting all around her.
* A sexually abused penguin with a MENSA membership due to abominable weird science experiments done to him in his egg.