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put ice in glass.

fill with water to brim.

as ice melts what happens to water level?

ice volume higher than water. Should not the water level drop?

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how many full body bags can you fit in your trunk?

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say something I'm giving up on you

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climate change () can be controlled by

* raising taxes to cool the sun
* nuclear winter
* changing the gravitational constant of the universe

which is best?

that's enough mastodon for today

goodnight

pbx joy

callerid filter

annoying people hear an announcement

a recording claims voicemailbox full

they call a dozen more times being exposed to the message

attempting to skip message is immediate hangup

no, brah, you are not leaving anymore abusive voicemail.

i had cake after dinner. I had several.

mmmmm

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