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A fleet of spaceships entered Earth's orbit.
"Greetings," they radioed, "we are just here to debrief our agents, to perpare for talks with you."
In a shimmer of light, every cat on Earth was beamed up.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Type of the day:

int -> (forthType list * forthType list * int) option

Social media is a strange thing. First HowToBasic gets incredibly popular, then an egg.

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Bug bounties is just the Uber of security analysis

That... didn't work.

Note to self: a :bun:'s width is around 8 NBSP, not 4 spaces.

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Pleroma sounds like some sort of extinct animal

Google made a game where you have to identify phishing. The fun part is that it really points out some things Google is doing wrong, the less fun is that some are a bit out of context, especially the last one.

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"I feel naked without a weapon," I mutter.
My host at the alien conference looks at me with all its eyes.
"You do not have your predator ancestor's weapons?"
"A gun, or stone axe?" I try to laugh.
"No, your natural weapons: endurance and patience."
"Um. No."
"Then you are naked."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@Technowix Are you planning to switch away from ? If so, do you have a timeline?

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Hello Fediverse! 👋 this is a bot you can subscribe to if you want to get notification about new #Nextcloud server, apps and client releases.

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If you're new to the fediverse and reading this, I urge you to ignore any drama and understand that there are various people using both software, Mastodon and Pleroma. And as for the latter, there are more incredibly interesting, intelligent, curious people on there. If you just listen to the drama and gossip you might miss out on meeting interesting people.
Of course, that might not be your goal, but engaging in drama anyway is always a huge waste of time - make up your mind yourself.

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Ordering a PCB with this company feels like ordering a pizza. Except they put soldermask on instead of cheese.

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We are a cute and loving international community O(≧▽≦)O !