Cypher @cy@niu.moe

alright everyone send waves of people to follow me I have to hit the next meme number (420) of followers to make up for this travesty

I missed 69 followers rip

my ultimate goal in life isn’t so lofty, I just want to make a story so good that people make fan art of it

me, ten months out of the year: fuck I hate the cold let me burn rather than freeze any time
me from mid-June to late-August: *melts into a useless puddle*

I’m tired and upset and you can tell by my repetition fack

I hate communication faults like

can’t I just tell people that I care about them and would like to be closer to them without hurting their feelings by tripping over their feelings

hey it’s me I wanna talk about something because I’m lonely

uh

New Hearthstone season
New Pokemon released today

u h h

I’m boring and bad at conversations help

lewd meme inside

Love is not just a verb
it’s you looking in the mirror

“He said water sports! Google Water Sports and see what comes up!”

Who cares about how I feel? How YOU feel is bound to be much more interesting.

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Imma play digital card games

THE SINISTER OUTWARDS PAN

“You are a hard drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman, but you are not a piece of shit.”

uhhhhhh @ fedi???

I Want Jeri Hogarth To Step On Me

not like, welp might as well kill a whole city because why not no moral code but like, that sure is an interesting bus driving into a ravine, I could help but why the fuck would I

imagine Superman but if he was super fucking bored and had no real moral code