@Elizafox @luciferMysticus You've seen the three star programmer
You've heard of the four star programmer
Now folks, I present to you
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/83b1f8d2da6ee35d172b
The five star programmer
char *****
gtk_irl
found a thing on my drive that i made a while back
....oooooooh boy:
also lmao @ 3 year ago me that literally copied files to new ones instead of using git -_-
wow i decided to nuke my unencrypted drives after years of them sitting in my desk AND I FOUND MY LOST GPG KEYS
I NUKED MY KEYBASE A MONTH AGO asduhajkcvhakjschkajshd
already made a repo for documentation of setup + backup scripts
for fucks sake this sysadmin thing is actually pressure now that im doing it for my best friend too.
if i fuck my *own* stuff up its fine but not his rip
meanwhile on the fediverse people are running around asking who wants to jam a cock up their ass and nobody bats an eye
in my defense the ridiculous amount of security made me think it was paid
my mentally challenged ass just spent 20 mins finding a way to sneak into a.....free concert
when you get buzzed in an attempt to let yourself cry but you just end up getting sleepy and suicidal
holy SHIT I fucking heard a noise downstairs so I went to investigate and I cautiously walk into the kitchen AND MY AMAZON ECHO SAYS HELLO! AT MAX VOLUME AND I SCREAM AND NEARLY DROP MY PLATE
I'm still shook wtf this is why I'm selling that piece of shit
i can't think what to name my gitea instance, i named it "Git @ Telekem" but thats lame... (telekem is the name of my site)
I JUST HIT 1K TOOTS
just finished setting up my gitea instance! last thing i have left to tackle is mail 
