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You guys know why Mastodon became famous amoung so many projects for the fediverse, right?

Design.

Yeah. Non-tech people like this shit.

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Somehow suddenly bowser is getting rule34'd ..

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You need a special license to shitpost on the Fediverse.

Unlicensed shitposting is harshly prosecuted and includes at the very least damage repayment for the wasted database space and bandwidth to ALL affected instances, and accrued wasted human lifetime.

The shitposting licenses are issued by certified Fedinotars only, and are not transferable. To find your local Fedinotar, ask your instance administrator.

Thanks for your understanding.

I'm having a bonner as hard as it is weird for Bowsette.

Time to login on that brazilian marxist masto instance to see what people are certainly talking about the Linux CoC

Look, I'm not saying Linus is being taken hostage and accepted that by force, but did someone see Linus recently?

So you're telling me that the Linux kernel code was taken hostage by SJW?

I'd never expect Linux would die from inside out, but with the amount of Open-Source Marxists, it's the most natural way to die.

Bye Linux, that was a fun ride.

So the good people who need safe spaces on the internet is as mean as the people who made them run away to safe spaces, but more coward since they invent excuses to run away to safe spaces?

I'll pretend some shock here.

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I don't care about your sexual orientation.

if you look like a cute asian girl you're cute too :blobthinkingsmirk:

I wish my parents were rich.
Be rich by yourself is a lot of responsability, right?

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Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm an expert in machine learning.

Interviewer: What's 9 + 10?

Me: Its 3.

Interviewer: Not even close. It's 19.

Me: It's 16.

Interviewer: Wrong. Its still 19.

Me: It's 18.

Interviewer: No, it's 19.

Me: it's 19.

Interviewer: You're hired!

Fdvrs is the "let's use it like META and talk about the sites itselves" website.

I want a "lets just talk about animes, games and japanese girls" website.

All the big guys of the brazilian "cool and modern" right-wing are leaving birdsite and migrating to frogsite. Cause leave the lunatic lefty website to use yhe lunatic righty website is something really intelligent.

So, what's the problem with people who use the same @ here and on birdsite?

Oh, nicely played Tusky.
Show me the notifications when I finally open the app and not anytime NEAR the moment the notification actually happened.

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