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You guys know why Mastodon became famous amoung so many projects for the fediverse, right?


Yeah. Non-tech people like this shit.

Hey @ferh I'm a real person and mostly harmless, please allow me to migrate. Pretty please?

Decided to migrate my account to another instance... Created account.

Noe on the line to have my account creation request reviewed.

Everything works to keep me away from the fedi.

Not even a month since I came back from Austria and I miss so much this delicious thing:

It's official.
I bought new sunglasses.

Less than a month to The End of and I don't have another account yet.

Post-Travel Depression.

It's beem like 15 minutes after wake up for the first time since I arrived back home from Europe and I already hate my house, my city, my country and everything this side of the Atlantic.

I wanna go back there.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. Banana fone.
People who smoke in public spaces be like: ah yes it's time for me to share some cancer with everyone

Somehow I put myself way closer to the 2019-nCoV area.

I don't wanna go inside an airport next weekend. Waaaaay less inside an airplane for 11h.

Oh boy.

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