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If dogs played poker, the ones with the long tails would always lose.

This is great. Found it on Reddit. Artist unknown.

That awkward moment when you try to start a food fight by throwing a sandwich but the guy just catches it and says "thanks for the sandwich"

We dream to make Mars more like Earth, while we continue to make Earth more like Mars

Found a great deal on an amazing guitar, but I really shouldn't be spending any money now. Should I? Shouldn't I?

The heart says do it, but the brain also says do it. 🤘🏽🎸

Kim Jong-un is a better ruler than Trump. He has come to understand that the wise rulers must build bridges, not walls, in order for their nations to flourish.

Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me. Luckily I only sustained super fish oil injuries.