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I just mortified a teen at the grocery store by telling them I like their Yuri on ice outfit

I highkey need a walkman

mom threw away our old one but i need one to replace the unnecessarily large cd/radio/cassette player i have

2 white girls woth dreadlocks sitting behind me on the bus, smelling of weed.

I should take 2 dance classes next semester to stay in shape

5 or 6 weeks without dancing proves to be a terrible idea. My legs. Are. Killing. Me.

I think this is the first time this bus is close to being on time.

Mate als Rebellion? Und gegen Coca Cola etc? Ist mir doch alles egal, wenn einem beides gut schmeckt? Hä?

Feuerbachs Philosophie für Germanisten:

Der Schmerz ist eine laute Protestation gegen die Identifikation von Subjekten und Objekten.

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Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.

In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.

The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.

In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"

To be fair i'm actually sick so it's fine

Ok but am i gonna stay at home tomorrow to play pc games all day: yEs

Tbh it would've been funny if they had written "brush ya damn teeth"

read some family magazine at the doctors and they had this whole page about taking care of your kids teeth and what the dentist should do each appointment and stuff

and at first i was like: ok but this is common sense right

Until i noticed that my mom literally is a dentist and how much knowledge i have about all of it just from hearing her rant about work related things lol

I really would start streaming stardew valley but i'm currently in year 3 so maybe that would be boring

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