Today at work;
Boss: Orange! you got three Above And Beyond awards! YAY! 1 for individual effort and 2 you share with your team!
Me: (internally): Uh, these are for tasks that are part of my job and simple tasks that I do without complaining. Ok, I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth.
Me: do I get a raise? or full time?
Boss: fuck no.
Me: Can I heel hook patrons when there being dumb motherfuckers?
Boss: sure, just wipe the security cameras afterwards.
[ ✓] dumb
[ ] motherfucker
@kondziu You're a lot smarter than me.
@automaticorange :whispers: i just pretend
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