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Nudist adventures @automaticorange

Crashing a bicycle in a parking lot :
Woopsie! good thing this bike only weights 20 pounds.

Crashing a motorcycle in a parking lot: ok, more clutch waitnomorethrottle NO CLUTCHIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAABRAKENOTHEOTHERBRAKECLUTCHINCLUTCHINCLUTCHIN STRAINGTINGTHE BARSLOOKUP SHITSHITSHITSHITFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

ATGATT, kids.