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OI! I'm migrating to @automaticorange due to If you like my posting you should go follow me there. I'll still be posting here till the bitter end.

It's done.

I pour a 40 of shitty malt liquor out in my murder basement to mourn the loss of

I just tagged everyone I could think of that made my time on niu great, I apologize if I missed anyone.

I love all of you cuties and fedi at large.

@Miaourt @esheep @Ste1lar @prismatica

Just as I want to record my video, I find all my camera batteries are dead.

fuck me.


Me: Try this.



Work is getting DDoS'ed. Our network connection has been fucked for 3 days.

We (@electroCutie and I) went to see the Stag Most, since it was open to the public this weekend. It's really pretty.

It's about that time of year when people start wondering things like "hey, why isn't DECEMber the tenth month of the year?"

So it's time for my little lecture on Romans, calendars, and our friend Gaius Julius Caesar.

I'll be posting it as a tootchain replying to this one, but if you're impatient, here's the whole thing:

So: “Why isn’t the new year on winter solstice?”

The answer, honestly, is that the Romans had no fucking idea how to run a calendar.

OK, this is starting to piss me off. The isn't a single Liquor Store that sells 40's of Old English 800 or Colt 45 in a 30 minuet driving radius around me. I live in Detroit for fucks sake. This shouldn’t be so hard.

@fitheach @vfrmedia

CEOs of Carsberg, Heineken, Becks and Guiness walk into a bar
CEO of Carlsberg orders a bottle of Carlsberg.

CEO of Heineken orders a bottle of Heineken.

CEO of Becks orders a bottle of Becks.

CEO of Guiness orders diet coke with no ice.

They turn around and ask him why he ordered coke. He responds " Nobody's drinking beer. Didn't want to be the only one "

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