Nudist adventures @automaticorange@niu.moe
'89 Model year. Some amount of trans, some amount of Bi. Lover of all things cute and open source.
- species
- asshole
- location
- missile silo
- job
- computer janitor
Temperature: 93/33/Lucifer's ballsack
Humidity: 10000000000000000%
Time to get naked and pray for death.
It's my head canon the Kotori is a fan of The Fiery Furnaces
Her song: Blueberry Train
https://youtu.be/eIGr70wjnho
Their song: Blueberry Boat
https://youtu.be/sLI-uADABIQ
Sauce https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54987207
A TiVo full of hentai.
Toilet noodles.
Have a summer Kumin to help you make it through the heat wave!
Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️🌈🎄
content warnings on my jokes
everyone on the fediverse is a cute transgirl unless proven otherwise
One of the bridesmaids just dabbed. I could not make this shit up if I tried #bullshitwedding
Good lord, if that dress was any shorter I could see the promise land. #bullshitwedding
Stuck at a bullshit wedding, kill me now.
To whom it may concern:
My faith in the American experiment died at the Taco Bell on 8 mile and Harper in Detroit at approximately 12:25PM today.
I will now retreat to my missile silo to self medicate with ice tea and cute anime girls.
That is all.
FUCK IT ALL.
My raifu is gonna be my next tattoo.
SAUCE https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65620911
Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe they're just looking at some really nicely formatted ANSI C code
Tired: Thicc schoolgirls.
Wired: Office Ladies with rock hard abs.
mfw he turns on his PC and it's running GNU/Linux
