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people who are fans of Gordon Ramsay but not Linus Torvalds

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Cashier: Alright, that'll be $4.84.

Me: Cool, y'all take boins?

Cashier: I'm sorry, what?

Me: (bean coins)

Cashier: Shut the fuck up

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If cyberpunk isn't real then how come a bunch of us have stupid haircuts, online alter egos we identify with more than our real names, alter our bodies and hate cops

Found out my local supermarket now stocks beyond meat, time to actually give it a shot

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Welll that.... did not go where I thought it was going.

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Another day another invasion fleet in eve

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Introducing the new Sony Playstation.

Script by @jk
Music from NES Pictionary
Video from my living room and Sony

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boost this post if you:
- are a shark
- are totally bi
- have boobs
- aren't bi, shark, or boob haver

nobody will know which one

Andie.club is in its early stages. Finally making a webpage for myself. Real bare bones right now

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ask not what you can do for your country, but what you can do to end it forever

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lewd 

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