TurboMoistᵘʷᵘ is a user on niu.moe. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.
TurboMoistᵘʷᵘ @TurboMoist

when i grow up i want to be exactly like mike cole

@TurboMoist a lazy asshole? I don't think you want that.

@TurboMoist I wouldn't believe it. Who do you think dug the tunnel (with a spade like you'd find at any hardware store) that connects the secret underground submarine base in Hawthorne NV with the ocean? Yes, it was @mike