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TurboMoistᵘʷᵘ @TurboMoist@niu.moe

when i grow up i want to be exactly like mike cole

@TurboMoist I wouldn't believe it. Who do you think dug the tunnel (with a spade like you'd find at any hardware store) that connects the secret underground submarine base in Hawthorne NV with the ocean? Yes, it was @mike