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TurboMoistʷᵒᵒᵐʸ @TurboMoist@niu.moe

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y'all a bunch of degenerates I swear to god

oh yeah so Thursday when I went to the orthodontist to get these aligners

they still had a game room and what was set up were two N64s and I was baffled

I think I'll sleep in a bit for I am the tired

being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body

so if that doesn't work idk

I think my name after TurboMoist is going to be MemeSlut and I'll see where I go from there

"lets see whats on the fediverse today"
"someone eat my asshole now!!!"
"nvm"

whoever removed Fly Me To The Moon from Bayonetta's OST has me right upset

like really upset

IT'S A GOOD SONG, WHY WOULD U DO THAT

u ever just hear a song and be like "i'mma listen to this until i fucking hate it"

that's what i'm doing with this climax mix of Fly Me To The Moon and Kiss of Death

the downside to these aligners is the lisp they give me