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"Sir, you are starting a GoFundMe for a 1.8 million dollar Tomahawk Cruise Missile."

Under the second amendment, I am allowed to organize myself in a well-regulated militia.

"YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG."

I MUST PROTECT MYSELF FROM G O V E R N M E N T T Y R A N N Y

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gonna call my mom and see if she'll buy me candy for old time's sake

break my heart but don't tell me I'm not doing fine cuz I'm doing fine
let me go, I'm spending time not doing fine but I'm doing fine

the only thing that was significant that happened yesterday was that I pulled Valentine's Alice. that's nice

guys c'mon I'm not actually gay

I only suck dick ironically

I really like the idea of Kirby and Bayonetta too. this is the wholesome I need

I'm spending time not doing fine but I'm doing fine~

I really like this song heck

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