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"Sir, you are starting a GoFundMe for a 1.8 million dollar Tomahawk Cruise Missile."

Under the second amendment, I am allowed to organize myself in a well-regulated militia.

"YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG."

I MUST PROTECT MYSELF FROM G O V E R N M E N T T Y R A N N Y

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why don't main villains just stab the protagonist?

might watch Euphonium S2 after this, tbh

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i need to watch snoop dogg narrating animal planet

i've been up since 4:30 and honestly i'm not that tired but i might need a nap later

it's 6 now though so we'll see how i feel about that in a few minutes

i awoke to stellar posting weird shit again

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what if soy milk was just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish

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I'm sleepy
hungry
cranky

and most all

hungry

I woke up to MGK's Hollywood Whore playing in my earphones through Spotify's random play thing

I wonder what that says about me

are you tired? don't want to intake caffeine?

just do cocaine!

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