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"Sir, you are starting a GoFundMe for a 1.8 million dollar Tomahawk Cruise Missile."

Under the second amendment, I am allowed to organize myself in a well-regulated militia.

"YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG."

I MUST PROTECT MYSELF FROM G O V E R N M E N T T Y R A N N Y

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honestly if you nuke California, the US wouldn't really change all that much tbh

t-tan-chan boosted

whenever Summer Artoria Rider Alter is released on banner, i'm gonna get fucking DRUNK and pull for her

i may be a failure but at least i'm funny

just watched a horror movie with my gf and it was funny ngl

my little brother has been telling me to listen to the new juice wrld album so i caved and gave it a listen

i like it, honestly. still lowkey prefer lil peep tho

i remember one time i got drunk and i had gone to use the restroom and my dog was asleep and when i came back into my room, i almost fell and my dog looked up at me half asleep and disappointed and then went back to sleep and i've never felt more judged in my life

i want to get fuckin blitzed but i'm also too lazy to go get alcohol

i've been hatching ralts eggs for the past 3 days and i can't get the one i want

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