I'm a simple guy with some retarded complications | Absolute Personification of Moisture Itself | Stay Moist or Dry Trying
"Sir, you are starting a GoFundMe for a 1.8 million dollar Tomahawk Cruise Missile."
Under the second amendment, I am allowed to organize myself in a well-regulated militia.
"YOU HAVE AN A-10 WARTHOG."
I MUST PROTECT MYSELF FROM G O V E R N M E N T T Y R A N N Y
this is the single greatest thing i've seen
my little brother bought me Mario Odyssey today :))
can the sun just go away
just remembered a strange dream i had about drinking coffee
I hate being awake in general
why can I not feel well rested everI slept 7 hours? that's enough isn't it
I really don't like being awake
it's so fucking hot i'm going to murder the sun
i'm gonna get a tattoo on my face
waking up from a sleep is a testament to man's sin and arrogance
it's like 90 degrees today and i want to die
pov: you die
i'm kinda stupid
starting to think ocean is sponsored by pizza hut..
@ocean 's insistence, i got pizza hut
happy Halloween :))))
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