Michael @TroglodyteMike@niu.moe
17 | Self-proclaimed pokemon master / esports champ | THE Alpha Male | Patriot man, professional freedom appreciator 🇺🇸
- girlfriend:
- anime
- muscles:
- huge
- politics:
- chad
- facts:
- clout
im still pretty livid about yesterday but at least ive been able to chill and spend some time and energy today
see my dad sleeping on the couch in the living room and my hero academia's on tv.. is my dad a secret weeb? 🙀🙀🙀
so i was reading this horror thing & there are these monsters & they’re pretty freaky but there’s one that just shows up & goes “bench press” and i can’t take it seriously lmao
i despise WEAKLINGS
i like how in every ali a video his face looks like hes butt chugging fucking nitric acid
i just ate so many fucking junior mints my mouths ready to bleed yabba dabba doo
i have not consumed soy in 3 years
i wish you could check snapchat on yo pc my gf thats not my gf sends me a lot of snaps
r u serious
you ever just eat so incredibly much that you can feel your arteries contorting in pain
Hello fellow Czech bois n goils
I have had a truly terrible day that has pretty much ruined my entire weekend and a solid half of next week.
At least I've got some thinking time now, I guess.
phone: has a lot of RAM
me: force feeds phone 30000000 open apps and tabs "yeah bitch, process that shit"
I have purged my twitter of random hentai posts and I have never been happier when waiting in public and passively viewing my phone
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