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Michael @TroglodyteMike@niu.moe

every asian girl i know mad thirsts for white guys

gonna get one of those enormous ass 3 foot mousepads so i dont have to keep awkwardly bending my wrist on my sickest flick shots

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me

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azu knocked 2 of my teeth out because i hadn’t seen fma and promised to come back for the rest unless i marathoned it in a single day

hey ladies. wanna know how to get with me? have a lust to destroy the weak

how to trigger a fediverse denizen: say twitter

why do girls like to share their account passwords with their boyfriends? such an awful idea, see it go awry so often

Went to my oral surgeon to take a look at my wisdom tooth recovery so far and he instantly comes in, takes a look, says they're great, gives me a washing thingy, and leaves

I set aside like an hour for this- not complaining though

Facebook: *prring*

Me: Ah, I bet I have received a message from one of my pals!

Facebook: THIS GUY MADE A POST OMG

I watched Incredibles 2. Pixar continues to be the hero the animation industry absolutely needs at the moment

children of today listen to horrid rappers with such awful names as 'spaceghostpurrp' instead of fine rappers such as ugly god the honorable

we all know that one girl who takes like 8 minutes to respond to anything