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(I finally launched my Patreon. Once I'm happy with how it looks, i'll link it here.)

Remember when NASA tried to get PR rep by unveiling a totally impractical armored car as a crewed mars rover

Man what is up with Tootdon...? Seems like everything besides toots and federation/local/instance is broken.

now i know what you're thinking: "would 2B's motion capture artist also cause me to utter the phrase 'oh, i'm gay' the same way 2B does?"

the answer is yes. Kaori Kawabuchi studied the blade with the sole intent of piercing your heart.

Friend: Are you OK? You haven't posted on Instagram in ages
Me: I quit FB, Instagram, and Twitter.
Friend: Why'd you quit the internet?
Me: Actually I've *rejoined* the Internet.

Next time someone asked me why did I leave the internet, I'm gonna say I'm still very much on the Internet. When are *you* coming back?

The sign said "Agents Wanted", and the person under it had modern clothes.
"Agents for what?" I asked.
The person looked at me. "Hm... Napoleonic war, British rifles?"
"Uh, yes?" That was my uniform for the History Festival.
"Sorry," they said, "we have no missions in your era."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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