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The Murkz Guide to sleeping like a regular human.

πŸ‘‰ Make your bed every morning. Takes <10 secs.

πŸ‘‰ Don't go straight from screen to bed. Read fiction for 25 mins. Your brain has to slow down!

πŸ‘‰ When the lights are off, get somewhat comfy and do not move, turn or wriggle. Resist itches as much as pos. This is your brain asking your body if you're awake. Ignore it and you will wind down.

Stop moaning on social med and go sleep.


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I am gamedev & creative director by trade but contrarian by hobby.

My mastodon priorities include:
πŸ“Œ Shitposting
πŸ“Œ Liking shitposts
πŸ“Œ Boosting Shitposts
πŸ“Œ Getting blocked by witches.town

Traps -are- gay but who can resist???

Cant even type, I'm that old

I'm doing being the old fuck of Niu now, I'm going back to bed to recover from exhuastion because the doctor told me I should and apparantly he;s a "medical professional" or some shit

So many middle class communists. Do they even know what a Sickle is ?

"I love the flat, it has the hammer and that cool eyelash curler on it"

Hello fellow kids

Ofcourse I love communistism

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Dont forget to like, comment and subscribe to see more videos analyzing Transformers through the lens of gender

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[shitposts in japanese]

Trump is defo a closet weeb. Undeniably

Had to spend weekend at the doctors due to exhaustion.

Anyway here's wonderwall

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hormones... wasn't she that one girl in harry potter lol

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tfw mastodon.social is so sad they don't even party when milestones are hit


It's such a funny feeling, to be proper tired. Not, stay-up-playing-games-go-to-work tired.

But a rippling, internal mist that fills you from top to bottom. And the more you want to do nothing, to more your body just animations itself. And shuffles along doing stuff while you head is dragged along the floor. Bags under your eyes ache and ache and ache.

Murkz needs to get out of the city yes

I am so tired.

So very tired.

Overworked. Under-rested. 60 hour work week. I am heaped into the bus stop every morning. And I watch the city melt passed. ID card thru the gate. Smash coffee until my teeth turns black and my piss turns red.

Listen to a cunt who has a job title he made up himself tell me he needs this for that or some such shit.

And the sky is grey as fuck, grey as the river outside. I cant tell where the clouds end and the waters begin. Then I lock up, fuck off home. Cough.

Happy valentine's day Niu


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I'll be your designated Chad for this flight

IS CUCKING just open sourcing sex with your partner? Buzzfeed investigates

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Not sure how much I'll post here but I made an account cuz why not niu.moe/media/AJLJcqF_yzpBSumD