Mr.Bones @MrBones@niu.moe

source: @SarcasmKid

Whenever youre feeling down or unmotivated, just watch this clip for some quick inspiration https://clips.twitch.tv/CarefulPoorBoarCoolStoryBro

What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?

HO HO

@rye Whenever we interact I like to imagine a Dapper skeleton and loaf of rye bread are having a tussle of fisty cuffs in a dark alley. It is quite humorous if I do say so myself.

We havin a go? Aight then

Just remember my Fediverse children, even when I am not online. You are always in my thoughts and cared for by my unholy powers.

The feel when everyone in the house get thr holiday off except you. >.<

I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old. What am I?

#riddletime

I have no wings but I fly, I have no teeth but I bite. What am I?

#riddletime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

A clever thief was brought before a king to receive his punishment. The king, feeling merciful, asked the thief how he would like to die. The thief told him, and the king let him go. What did the thief tell the king?

#riddletime

A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?

#riddletime