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ey girl are you coded in any of a variety of simple programming languages from the mid-60s bc you's a BASIC bitch

how tf do people clean and maintain their bedrooms

dude its been like two months and im still annoyed by this person

so back in april i invited someone over to smoke weed and cuddle and we agreed we didnt wanna hook up (i thought i had an STD (i didnt))

so they get to my house
and not only do they not wanna smoke weed
but they also made advances (i ignored)

then they blocked me on facebook like a week later

still so fuckin irritated someone like that exists and probably thinks waaahh im such a victim like its that bitch’s fucking career

god dammit ive had barely any time to myself for weeks and tonight i’m sleeping alone and it blows

i want someone to make out with me and maybe suck each others dicks and stuff idk

do ancaps not understand how money works or are they just lying

i mean
*I’D* fuck Lola Bunny

what she says: "ya thats right i'm a gamer girl 😎"

what she means: "for years, video games were my only healthy outlet for self-directed anger issues and lack of social skills"

made out with a bunch of babes tonight

this city has an unfairly high number of hot girls and pretty boys who like traps

goin to some bitch’s birthday party and its pride weekend

how do i look?
like a good trap slut?

applebees sucks no wonder someone wanted to burn this place down


lmao a subby rope slut lives like 5 blocks away from me and she’s hot as fuck, likes smoking weed, into shitty movies and communism and junk food

she’s coming over later

so fuckin ready

we just have some mutuals and havent met yet

Anarcho-capitalists will bitch and moan about the fed and taxes, but never take genuine steps to challenge the state or status quo.

They will invade anarchist spaces, and attempt to undermine the work of others.

They have, time and time again, betrayed real anarchists, ratting them out to cops or sabotaging their efforts.

For all their talk of how the state and taxes are bad, they have never done anything but effectively serve the system.

oh you like dating?
thats cute. a little amateurish but
have you tried crying?

god herself descended from the heavens, and demanded of me “get dem tiddies bitch”

i do think shit like mindlessly saying blah blah fuck cis people blah blah white people suck blah blah i hate normies blah blah from SJW culture is def a toxic optics issue

but sometimes its wild as fuck

sometimes its like
all you gotta do is tell a story about how someone said kill all gays or whatever and someone gotta jump in with “Y DO U H8 STR8 PPL”

thats really all it takes to trigger bigots sometimes and jesus its exhausting

the animation for afro samurai is sick holy shit

did yall know the first gaijin samurai was a black dude who was sold to a shogun who liked his personality and physical strength

this dudes cuttin bullets with his damn sword holy shit is this real

gonna 420bLaZeiT and watch that shitty afro samurai show bcuz never seen it and its that kinda nite