child: *shares candy with other child*
ancap: *busts into the room like kool-aid guy* “DONT YOU KNOW COMMUNISM KILLS??”
child: *start crying*
ancap: “FUCK HOW MANY BITCOINS DO I NEED TO PAY YOU TO SHUT UP? WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND FOR 1000 DOGECOIN??”
does anyone else remember that okcupid question asking if you would find it interesting to witness a thermonuclear war
ey girl are you coded in any of a variety of simple programming languages from the mid-60s bc you's a BASIC bitch
how tf do people clean and maintain their bedrooms
dude its been like two months and im still annoyed by this person
so back in april i invited someone over to smoke weed and cuddle and we agreed we didnt wanna hook up (i thought i had an STD (i didnt))
so they get to my house
and not only do they not wanna smoke weed
but they also made advances (i ignored)
then they blocked me on facebook like a week later
still so fuckin irritated someone like that exists and probably thinks waaahh im such a victim like its that bitch’s fucking career
god dammit ive had barely any time to myself for weeks and tonight i’m sleeping alone and it blows
i want someone to make out with me and maybe suck each others dicks and stuff idk
do ancaps not understand how money works or are they just lying
i mean
*I’D* fuck Lola Bunny
what she says: "ya thats right i'm a gamer girl 😎"
what she means: "for years, video games were my only healthy outlet for self-directed anger issues and lack of social skills"
made out with a bunch of babes tonight
this city has an unfairly high number of hot girls and pretty boys who like traps
goin to some bitch’s birthday party and its pride weekend
how do i look?
like a good trap slut?
applebees sucks no wonder someone wanted to burn this place down
ONLY👏ANAL👏BEFORE👏MARRIAGE👏
lmao a subby rope slut lives like 5 blocks away from me and she’s hot as fuck, likes smoking weed, into shitty movies and communism and junk food
she’s coming over later
so fuckin ready
we just have some mutuals and havent met yet
Anarcho-capitalists will bitch and moan about the fed and taxes, but never take genuine steps to challenge the state or status quo.
They will invade anarchist spaces, and attempt to undermine the work of others.
They have, time and time again, betrayed real anarchists, ratting them out to cops or sabotaging their efforts.
For all their talk of how the state and taxes are bad, they have never done anything but effectively serve the system.
oh you like dating?
thats cute. a little amateurish but
have you tried crying?
god herself descended from the heavens, and demanded of me “get dem tiddies bitch”
i do think shit like mindlessly saying blah blah fuck cis people blah blah white people suck blah blah i hate normies blah blah from SJW culture is def a toxic optics issue
but sometimes its wild as fuck
sometimes its like
all you gotta do is tell a story about how someone said kill all gays or whatever and someone gotta jump in with “Y DO U H8 STR8 PPL”
thats really all it takes to trigger bigots sometimes and jesus its exhausting
the animation for afro samurai is sick holy shit
did yall know the first gaijin samurai was a black dude who was sold to a shogun who liked his personality and physical strength
