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Wish I had the autism that made me a coding god instead of the one that makes me unable to focus on anything

[at a diner ordering breakfast]

waitress: whatll ya have

me: the breakfast platter with rye bread, eggs over easy, sausage, and a cup of coffee. and water please

my friend who is a foot guy: just toest please 😈🥴🥵

waitress [takin her shoe off]: comin right up 😏

*pretend I am a youth pastor with the worst undercut in existence* okay so when you're born you're cancelled. It is only when you baptize yourself you can become an unproblematic queen/king/monarch

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