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I don't think Ive ever did an intro on here

Im Alumina and im a lewd dude with attitude 😈

I shitpost, post memes and talk about overwatch / lewd kink stuff/ gaming related things. Of course anything tech / futuristic will be tooted here as well.

Even though I do sadpost sometimes, I try to keep the vibe of my toots mellow and comfy.

Hit me up, I don't bite hard ;)

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Why I like mastodon over twitter Show more

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In hacking / script kiddie terms, what does dorks mean?

An up and coming twitch streamer NSFW Show more

Decided to see what fedi thinks of my voice so here is a short audio clip that i did on telegram. Let me know since I personally dont see the appeal of it but others have said I have a very nice voice 🤷

instaud.io/3zOP

Decided to see what fedi thinks of my voice so here is a short audio clip that i did on telegram. Let me know since I personally dont see the appeal of it but others have said I have a very nice voice 🤷

instaud.io/3zOP

Feels good to find someone who stuck in that weird cultural middle ground.

When you're not mexican enough for mexicans cuz you don't look it and don't sound it but you're not white enough for white people.

Feels weird to be stuck in that limbo

The overwatch archive events piss me off cuz i wanna get the achievements but no one ever listens to me or my plans 😡

Game of thrones tomorrow. I forgot that sunday was easter!

People who share their porn likes on social media are braver than any soldier out there.

lol you find some real interesting shit on pastebin.

*10 mins before Lucifer fell from Heaven*

Lucifer: I've told you once, I'll tell you a thousand times, the testicles should be on the inside!!!

God: Pfft, next you'll be telling me the uterus shouldn't disintegrate once a month.

Lucifer: I still don't know why you want that!!!

Im in my 30s would I get laid if I walked around in a pickle rick collared button up shirt?

No matter how much i try, I can't convince anyone to join mastodon / fedi. Its a gift at this point.

New life goal: own a Seven Eleven and get robbed three times a day by a Squirrel who loves mischevous antics

At least this is the situation on firefox. Haven't bothered on chrome yet.

Love that google api is down and I can't log into any of my accounts. This also means I can't sign in to watch youtubes cuz its all tied together 😡

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chubby anime dude ✅'s choices:

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We are a cute and loving international community O(≧▽≦)O !