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So tomorrow both WPA2 and RSA are going to be announced as broken.

Buy your sysadmin a drink of their choice tomorrow.

@elomatreb Keys are factorizable. Full details coming tomorrow but still a high chance of Shenanigans and Alcohol Being Required.

@Almafeta If it's actually for decent key sizes that could be very bad indeed. I'm interested

@almafeta BIG if true, and it seems likely to be.
@almafeta Wew the RSA part sort of happened. But only those keys generated by certain smartcards.

@Almafeta although the RSA thing seems to just be TPM chips, rather than RSA itself being broken?

@Almafeta because of Rule Of Threes, I'm gonna assume the LIGO announcement today is, like, a black hole headed towards us or something.
"Gravitational Wave Hunters Set to Make Big Announcement Monday - D-brief"
blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-b icosahedron.website/media/jNSc

@Almafeta Buy your sysadmin a drink tomorrow in any case.

And don't forget to do it regularly.