I'M COUGHING MY SOUL OUT
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SOCIAL NETWORK, MORTYYYY!! I'M MASTO RIIIIIIIIICK! https://mastodon.technology/media/JiFE3_hfTBQeXyWNJKQ
Getting lectured by my parents how I got sick due to my "monk-like" lifestyle -_-
"Europe will not be made all at once, or according to a single plan. It will be built through concrete achievements which first create a de facto solidarity." (Robert Schuman)
Worried about the situation in Catalan referendum
it is decided: rice, corn, tomatoes, honey, grape
Sick dizzy throat-sore runny-nose Akai wonders what to eat for dinner 🤔
Interesting science fact of the day: Earth is closest to the Sun (perihelion) around January 4th, and furthest (aphelion) around July 5th
This is scary: I wanted to fap this morning, but simply couldn't get a proper boner for a long time and the orgasm was weak as heck
My body's way of telling me: blow your nose, take your paracetamol and get healthy before doing lewd ?😩
Nap: done. Now let's get back to work and finish this week
I found a strong ally in my couple-of-days fight against tonsillitis: Paracetamol.
Getting a head-start for winter immunity :)
Typical Star Trek pattern:
*man is alive*
*man falls on floor*
*Dr McCoy bends forward with his thingy*
*3 seconds later*
- he's dead, Jim
Take a wild guess. What are my neighbors doing right now ?
Welp: shivering, fever and sore throat. Akai is officially sick.
Time to go home, onahole is waiting for me